Stole this from
, because it gave her a hilarious sentence. Onward!
1. What colour of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[X] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy
2.What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = Skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[X] Tight jeans = scene kid
[X]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ] Pajamas = pimp
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Other = sex addict
3.What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ]Black = with a sexy boyfriend
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[ ]Brown = who loves to be different
[X]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass
[ ]Bald = with herpes
4.Pick the month you were born on:
[X]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[ ]6 = who smoked with
[ ]7 = who banged
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with
5.Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = my lover
[ ]12 = a lesbian
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a gay guy
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a pickle
[X]17 = a jew
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = my mom
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a jar of honey
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a whore
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ]30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma
6.Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
[ ]White = because I love marijuana
[ ]Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[X] Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I have amazing boobs
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs
Apparently, I'm a gorgeous emo/scene kid with a nice ass, who ate a Jew because I got dared.